See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

sillyandquiteawkward:

*tucks my hands behind my head and props my feet up on the table* yeah im kind of a big embarrassment

titankovka:

• guardians that fall asleep in the pilot seats of their ships
• guardians that fall asleep listening to one of the Speaker’s speeches.
  
• guardians that fall asleep in questionable areas of the Tower/battlefield
• Titans that sleep sprawled out across the sofas
• Titans that sleep with guns clutched possessively to their chests
• Hunters that sleep curled up in very specific locations
• Hunters that sleep wrapped up in their cloaks
• Warlocks that sleep with books for pillows
• Warlocks that use their robes like Snuggies
• fireteams that fall asleep waiting for that one member
• fireteams that fall asleep leaned against one another
• Ghosts that take pictures of their guardians sleeping
• GUARDIANS SLEEPING

destinyheadcanons:

While some Guardians fit the stereotypes for their class, others don’t. People still get surprised to see Titans who stalk their enemies like Hunters, Warlocks who rush into the fight like Titans, and Hunters who attack like Warlocks.

destinyheadcanons:

I’ve always wondered if guardians that meet randomly on a strike or the same team in the crucible talk to each other during the activity and start hanging out and maybe dating, maybe even getting married and somehow starting families and raising new guardians, the vanguard may disapprove and insist they focus on their duties rather than children or significant others, like a hunter and a warlock bump into each other at the tower, and the hunter helps pick up the warlocks books and they walk with each other and over time just get close to each other, and maybe have a kid that grows up to be a Titan

ask-lordsaladin:

Do you ever wonder how Guardians get married? What ceremonies they do or how they propose? 

• Titans getting married on the city walls 
  
• Hunters finding places way up high with beautiful scenarios to propose 
  
• Warlocks spending days decrypting Shakespearean love ballads. 
  

Or maybe if the guardians don’t think they have the time

• Titans proposing mid battle as bullets and explosions fly around them as shit is hitting the fan. 
• Hunters randomly dropping the question in the middle of very tense scenarios, like in the middle of the Crota Stealth mission. 
• Warlocks doing it right before a dangerous mission or raid. 
  

 Then you have the weddings themselves 

• The Vanguard acting as the pastors, or maybe Shaxx being used if they couple were Crucible Stars 
• The few that are recognized as Iron Banner champions getting Lord Saladin to step in for the job. 
• Everybody does it differently though so Zavala’s is very straightforward and honorable. 
• Cayde-6 is more laid back and lighthearted. Occasionally making a joke or two during the ceremony 
  
• Ikora is humble but extravagant, having a calm but serious demeanor. 
  
• And the weddings vary but Titans tend to have larger weddings were everything is rank and file. 
  
• Hunters have weddings with only their fireteam members/close friends/family   
• Warlocks tend to do it even smaller with just the wedding couple and Ikora. 
  
• All the rings being homemade so Guardians have to go to Amanda or Banshee-44 to get them made. 
• Particularly brave Guardians forging their own rings by spending days farming for materials, only to fuck it up and do it all over again. 

 And my personal favorite 

Two members of a fireteam getting married mid-raid to heckling (or disbelief) of the other members. The groups Sunsinger having to read off the vows, pausing momentarily to murder a Minotaur or two. Ending the whole ceremony with beating the raid boss as the couple kiss.

fo4companionsheadcannons:

THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS ONE OK? OK.

Cait: Swears and slams her fists on the desks, freaks the fuck out when she spills her drink onto the keyboard.

Curie: Attempts to try and fix the computer itself, ends up rendering it completely unusable.

Danse: Isn’t really bothered by it too much, he was only looking up pictures of old WW2 army uniforms.

Deacon: Blames the government and drones and Bush. Also Danse.

Hancock: 420 blazes it while he waits for the wifi to come back on, picks on Danse.

Nick: Decides to do some snooping, finds out that he accidentally unplugged the router when going to watch Sherlock.

MacCready: Actually cries bc nothing seems to go his way.

Piper: Rants on Tumblr about the inequalities using her mobile data and how dARE THEY TURN THE INTERNET OFF.

Preston: Isn’t ever on the internet, too busy helping old people cross the road.

X6-88: Is actually the one who turned the router off because fuck everyone.